Chris plays the snarkiest caddy you’ll ever meet, roasting a golfer on everything from his swing to his outfit. Every bad shot gets a savage one-liner — from Tesla jokes to Tinder burns — making this the funniest round of golf you’ll never finish.

From ridiculous road signs to family members who shouldn’t be trusted with power tools, this bit nails the everyday absurdities of driving and “do-it-yourself” disasters. A lighthearted take on how common sense seems to vanish somewhere between the freeway and the toolbox.

This fast-paced set covers everything from double standards at the mall to fashion trends that never should’ve happened. With sharp timing, the comic breaks down why women can say things men never could, how to send a truly romantic “photo,” and why real men miss cargo pants. Smart, relatable, and just the right amount of self-deprecating.

A husband takes his wife’s beauty advice a little too literally and decides to try waxing for the first time. What follows is pure comedic chaos — from the first strip to the final “Ew.” His story of pain, pride, and pink skin will leave you laughing (and rethinking your next spa visit).

Heather Land breaks down the everyday comedy of a Walmart trip — from pajama-clad shoppers to missing employees and lipstick testers gone rogue. Her sharp Southern wit turns an ordinary errand into laugh-out-loud social commentary.

Nate Bargatze shares how a harmless prank on a friend at McDonald’s spiraled into chaos. From meeting “John and Jane Doe” as a clueless teen to near-disaster overseas and a fast-food fight that almost happened, Nate’s slow-burn storytelling turns everyday mistakes into hysterical clean comedy.

Every dad exaggerates, but this one turns childhood into an Olympic sport in suffering. From selling ice door to door to carving homework on frozen blocks, his Great Depression stories get bigger every time he tells them — and his son just can’t compete.

A hilarious take on survival, attraction, and reality under pressure. When a plane goes down and everyone’s stranded, this comedian explains why men actually start to look better — and why week four is a problem no one wants to talk about. Smart, funny, and perfectly awkward.

A sharp, fast-paced comedy set about everyday life — from the chaos of Costco runs to hilarious greeting-card fails and New Jersey attitude problems. Honest, clean humor that hits close to home with quick wit and big laughs.

Comedian Drew Barth celebrates his first wedding anniversary with sharp, relatable humor about early marriage, intelligence gaps in relationships, and the difference between being smart and being clever. He playfully breaks down why dating someone smarter keeps life interesting, how couples reveal who’s really the “smart one,” and why clever people make arguments feel like political attack ads. A clean, witty routine that resonates with anyone who’s ever been in a relationship.

A comedian turns a stack of thrift-store treasures into sharp, unpredictable laughs—old games, VHS tapes, and books that definitely didn’t age well. Rapid-fire jokes, clever punchlines, and a nostalgic trip through the weirdest aisles of the Goodwill.

What happens when a dad re-watches childhood classics with his kids? Suddenly The Sound of Music looks like a parenting seminar, The Wizard of Oz turns into a true-crime scene, and Lady and the Tramp sounds like a bad date story. Smart, funny, and perfectly clean comedy about how movies—and parents—change over time.

A comedian shares the chaos of new parenthood — from delivery-room surprises to diaper disasters — with a fast, high-energy storytelling style.

A playful story about rescuing kittens turns into quick, clever jokes about facial hair and family life.

Legendary impressionist Rich Little takes the stage at the 4 PM Funnies with his spot-on voices of Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Stewart, Jimmy Carter, and Richard Nixon.
He delivers clever, timeless humor that celebrates Hollywood’s golden age and political wit—clean, smart, and crowd-pleasing for all ages.

Jeff Allen shares timeless (and hilarious) marriage advice learned the hard way — from his dad’s pre-wedding warning to 20 years of trying to be “right” versus staying “happy.” A clean, faith-based comedy favorite about love, patience, and why husbands eventually stop keeping score.

 

One of the most popular clean comedians touring today, Jeff Allen continues to perform in theaters, churches, and performing arts centers nationwide. View the latest Jeff Allen tour dates, tickets, and upcoming shows.

Comedian John Crist recalls his youth group days and the unforgettable “Judgment House” experience — a Christian version of a haunted house that somehow made heaven scenes creepier than hell. A clean, clever take on growing up in church culture that every family can laugh at together.

A hilarious beach story from the Swan who remembers family trips, tractor-tire inner tubes, and the eternal quest for a better tan. From childhood mishaps to Gulf Shores observations, this self-deprecating set keeps it friendly, clean, and laugh-out-loud funny for every audience.